RYAN LEGRAND

Bobby Compact Automat.

someone who once wore a mask to cover up his imperfections.

he has named himself after a camera. an obviously inanimate object. im sure he is easily aroused with such things. it won't be a surprise if i were to find out that he succumbed to the temptation of humping his Diana. tsk tsk tsk.

oh well, what can i say? he's already in a situation where everything has went wrong. people hate him. his girlfriend has his blood. his hair looks chicken-ish. what else can go wrong?

i can't help it if people hate him for his chicken hair since that supposedly has "Bobby Compact Automat" written all over it but come on, you wanna bring an innocent girl down with you? tsk tsk tsk. what a selfish camera humper.

now that you are an inch closer to an incestuous relationship, you choose to put words into my mouth? i even hear you want to beat me up? oh my, you're sinning by the minute. you better pray God forgives you. please be assured that having chickenized hair won't make you get closer to God.

get this straight. i don't need you or your "significant other" to believe me for what i didnt do. after all, what i did in the past is no match for your actions now.

beat it, mr Diana.